Revenge of the Living Dummy/Comments

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The following page contains every comment from Revenge of the Living Dummy to receive a reply from Troy.

Comments[edit | edit source]

Anonymous said...

Wait, if Molly parents are divorced, Wild man is away on business and Molly is still at her dad's house, then who is watching Molly?

JUNE 06, 2012 3:15 PM

troy steele said...

There's a housekeeper who keeps an eye on her, Ethel Waters in Member of the Wedding-style[1]

JUNE 6, 2012 3:19 PM

Edd said...

Dunk-a-roos!!

I recently found these (again) in my local supermarket. Seems Nestle has brought them back out in Aus.[2] Fuck yes!

Good to see you back, Troy.

JUNE 08, 2012 6:05 PM

troy steele said...

Bring back Crunch Tators and I'll relocate[3]

JUNE 8, 2012 7:23 PM

Anonymous said...

What's your Tumblr url Troy[4]

JUNE 19, 2012 9:33 AM

Anonymous said...

I like the assumption that Troy is just plain on Tumblr, like you don't even need to ask.[4]

JUNE 19, 2012 1:03 PM

troy steele said...

I am, though! It's 95% Happy Endings gifs and pix of kool fashun girlz with the other 5% being personal info to aid in efficiently stalking me[4]

JUNE 19, 2012 1:47 PM

Spongey444 said...

Can't tell if joking or serious...

JUNE 19, 2012 3:17 PM

troy steele said...

Totes srs

JUNE 19, 2012 4:10 PM

Anonymous said...

Troy are you dead again you havent even updated your twitter page cmon

AUGUST 14, 2012 6:04 AM

troy steele said...

I have a Twitter?![Note 1]

AUGUST 14, 2012 8:03 AM

Anonymous said...

hey what??!! where's the update??
please i'll lose my internet connection in a few day, so pllleese uppdatte!!

AUGUST 20, 2012 7:26 AM

troy steele said...

I'll just Paypal you $60 to keep your internet running another month[5]

AUGUST 20, 2012 9:55 AM

Jacob Dunstan said...

I just wish that if Troy truly has finished with the blog, he'd divulge it to his fans who keep revisiting this blog in the hopes of a new entry. I'd be very disappointed if Blogger Beware is finished forever, but if it is, it'd be good if Troy could at least make an announcement addressing its retirement and extinguish all hope/not keep us in suspense/limbo. Rock on.

FEBRUARY 13, 2013 7:59 PM

troy steele said...

The blog is in indefinite hiatus, but hey, Futurama came back.[6] Arrested Development[7] came back. Family Guy came back.[8] Whitney[9] hasn't been canceled yet and when it is it won't be back[Note 2] so maybe that wasn't as good an example as the others geez why did I even type it out

FEBRUARY 14, 2013 2:31 PM

Anonymous said...

Is Creep From the Deep so bad that you've refused to review it for over a year?

JULY 07, 2013 1:58 PM

troy steele said...

It's just boring. I've had the first couple jokes written for over a year, haven't made it further yet. Someday I'll be moved forward

JULY 7, 2013 2:01 PM

Pizza said...

Oh shit, you got dissed by R.L. Stine himself http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1p32dl/im_rl_stine_and_its_my_job_to_terrify_kids_ask_me/ccy8bom?context=3[Note 3]

OCTOBER 24, 2013 6:45 AM

troy steele said...

Cringing at how critical I am of his life's work is hardly a diss. Considering the circumstances, it was about as classy a response as one could hope for

OCTOBER 24, 2013 7:49 AM

Anonymous said...

man,are you even alive?

MARCH 04, 2014 7:05 AM

troy steele said...

Possibly

MARCH 4, 2014 7:18 AM

Pizza said...

You should do The Beast and The Beast 2 at least[10]

JUNE 14, 2014 7:52 AM

troy steele said...

In the words of McWorld, "Hey, it could happen!"[11]

JUNE 14, 2014 8:03 AM

Anonymous said...

hi troy

JULY 17, 2014 10:45 AM

troy steele said...

Sup

JULY 17, 2014 11:00 AM

Anonymous said...

Tomorrow's my birthday. You know what would make it extra special?

MARCH 06, 2015 6:27 PM

troy steele said...

Yes, a chocolate chip cookie cake shaped like a rocketship.[12]

MARCH 6, 2015 8:14 PM

Anonymous said...

oh my. Blogger beware has done it again. He has taken one step closer to what will surely be the return of blogger beware! twitter posts? Old school now! Blogger beware has now done the ultimate surefire sign that his return is soon. He has... CHANGED HIS TWITTER BACKGROUND THING!(OR WHATEVER THAT IS) Yes sir, I suppose we should all start getting our official blogger beware t shirts that don't actually exist, and prepare that any second now, BB will post Goosebumps Horrorland #2[Note 4] review/Give Yourself Goosebumps #1[Note 5] review/random post about chuck norris jokes[13] and we shall all rejoice at the return of Blogger Beware even though we know he'll never show up on the internet again after this. Any second now. Any secRIGHT NOW!

JULY 06, 2015 8:32 PM

troy steele said...

Is there a Twitter that updates on my Twitter updates yet

JULY 6, 2015 9:15 PM

troy steele said...

(PS Don't actually do that)

JULY 6, 2015 9:16 PM

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. It used to be @thetroysteele, but that's now private.
  2. Whitney ended slightly more than a month after Troy's comment was made and was (you guessed it) never brought back.
  3. In this thread, when asked if he was familiar with Blogger Beware, Stine wrote:

    They sure are critical, aren't they? Cringe cringe.

  4. Nope.
  5. Nope.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. Ethel Waters appears in the 1952 film The Member of the Wedding as a housekeeper who looks after a troubled young woman.
  2. Dunkaroos are a classic snack food. Nestlé has the rights to sell them in Australia, but the snack is owned by General Mills in the US.
  3. Crunch Tators were a type of snack made by the Lay's potato chip company.
  4. 4.0 4.1 4.2 Tumblr is a microblogging platform. Troy is riffing on the different types of unsavory content that the site was known for at the time.
  5. PayPal is a digital payment service.
  6. Futurama is an animated television series created by Matt Groening. At this point, Futurama had been cancelled in 2003 and then revived by Comedy Central in 2008.
  7. Arrested Development is an American sitcom that originally ran from 2003 to 2006 on Fox, and it was revived by Netflix in 2013. (It was cancelled by Fox due to low viewership, but was brought back to life by Netflix after its cult-like fanbase was established.)
  8. Family Guy is an animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane that first aired on Fox from 1999 to 2003. It was then revived in 2005 after being cancelled.
  9. Whitney was a US sitcom about a young couple navigating their relationship and their lives in Chicago, airing from 2011 to 2013.
  10. The Beast and The Beast 2 are standalone books by R.L. Stine about kids who find themselves trapped in an amusement park that's haunted. The books are designed to promote a ride of the same name.
  11. McWorld was a 90s advertisement campaign for McDonald's with the slogan, "Hey, it could happen!"
  12. The joke being that this is something excessively juvenile, basically what a child would find special.
  13. A callback to an ephemeral post.