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The following page contains every comment from every ephemeral Blogger Beware post to receive a reply from Troy.

Comments[edit | edit source]

YouTube, Brutus? (March 18, 2008)[edit | edit source]

Anonymous said...

Hate to sound like a jerk, because I really enjoy your blog.

But the song in the first video is actually from the Exorcist.[1]

Unless I'm missing some kind of joke here... I dunno.

Anyway, keep up the good work, dude. Can't wait for the next post- Night of the Living Dummy II was always my favorite of the books; I don't remember exactly why I preferred it over the original, though.

MARCH 18, 2008 8:07 AM

troy steele said...

Not a jerk at all, I compiled this at like 4AM, it was an honest mistake. The strangest thing about "Tubular Bells" was its appearance on Pure Moods-- anyone remember that fad?[2]

Night of the Living Dummy II is indeed much better than the original, as we shall all see in a day or two.

MARCH 18, 2008 10:24 AM

Summer Internship Opportunity (May 8, 2010)[edit | edit source]

Anon e Mouse Jr. said...

*raises eyebrow* Is this a joke, or just a hint that you're getting ready to start updating regularly again?

Until next time...

Anon e Mouse Jr.

MAY 08, 2010 7:43 PM

troy steele said...

When have I ever made a joke on this blog

MAY 8, 2010 7:44 PM

Excellent 'I Live In Your Basement!' Adaptation Now Playing at a Theatre Near You (July 17, 2010)[edit | edit source]

A Tool said...

I think for the first time ever, your cynicism failed. Not a very strong connection you've made between the two works when your only basis for that connection is the whole dream thing. I Live in Your Basement! was more of an anxiety issue over whether or not the character is dreaming or awake, whereas Inception gets past that anxiety really fast; it more focuses on how to totally change a person's mind with planting an idea. Not that you would normally do this, Troy, but please do not claim that just because you were making a joke that it doesn't need to be read into that much, because the joke doesn't work. Your joke is only based on a superficial connection that calls attention to something that is only a minor aspect of Inception. You've done much better than that before, Troy, don't sell yourself short. I'm sorry, Troy, but the mark wasn't hit this time.

JULY 20, 2010 7:42 PM

troy steele said...

tl;dr[3]

JULY 20, 2010 8:10 PM

Brodie said...

Wow, it had been changed back to "new review every Monday" and that schedule couldn't even be kept for *one* review.

Well played, Troy.

AUGUST 24, 2010 2:38 PM

troy steele said...

It wouldn't be a real update if it was on time, duh

AUGUST 24, 2010 2:40 PM

The Grim Prophecies of RL Stine Are Coming True (October 3, 2011)[edit | edit source]

[A user typed out an entire story. I'll transcribe this bit for now.]

John Holmes said...

Blob Monster2:It turns out everyone is a dog?

Blob Monster1:Nope, old Whine knows we've wised up to that one.

Blob Monster2: It turns out everyone is a human?

Blob Monster1:Nope, that's old hat too.[4]

Blob Monster2:This whole thing is a comic strip and has been right from the very first chapter and none of what happened, really happened, it was all make believe ,every last alphabet?

Blob Monster1:Bingo!

Blob Monster2:I wanna see Lizzy Shoo's next![5] It's got to be better than-

Blob Monster1:That's not all.

Blob Monster2:Wasn't that enough?

Blob Monster1:There's a couple of chapters about TerrorVille after that, but I dunno cause that's when I ate the book.

Blob Monster2:What did it taste like?

Blob Monster1:Dead squirrel.

Blob Monster2:Oh well, let's go see Shoo's next now else I'll barf from having listened to-

Blob Monster1:Shoo's got one out now?

Blob Monster2:Yeah, it's called ' Why I quit my goosebumps blog'

Blob Monster1:Oh yeah, that's her latest tragi-comic, I forgot.

Blob Monster2:Well then what are we waiting for?

Blob Monster1:You got it dude!

DECEMBER 29, 2011 10:27 AM

troy steele said...

For the record, I Googled "Lizzy Shoo" before I realized who he meant. Does Carles read my blog?[5]

JANUARY 5, 2012 7:23 PM

Anonymous said...

The dread day is set for October... PLANET OF THE LAWN GNOMES.[6]
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0545417988/[Note 1]

FEBRUARY 28, 2012 12:30 PM

troy steele said...

The Mayans were right[7]

MARCH 1, 2012 6:52 PM

Everyone knows MIA sucks (April 21, 2012)[edit | edit source]

Anonymous said...

So i just read an Rl Stine interview. he was asked which Goosebumps character he is the most like.

his answer...was evan.

seems about right.

MAY 27, 2012 2:19 AM

troy steele said...

I couldn't have written a better response

MAY 27, 2012 3:09 AM

Anonymous said...

...Look what i found

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E45EBzdCCY&feature=channel&list=UL[Note 2]

JUNE 03, 2012 12:41 AM

pogg said...

Thank you troy im glad you enjoyed my video im goosebumps 9
6

JUNE 5, 2012 6:17 AM

Exciting New Poster For Everyone's Most Anticipated Movie Debuts! (July 7, 2015)[edit | edit source]

Banake said...

So, you are alive...

JULY 07, 2015 6:05 PM

troy steele said...

Millions now living will never die[Note 3][8]

JULY 7, 2015 6:17 PM

Anonymous said...

well now that this clearly means you'll be returning to goosebumps reviews (just like last post back in 2013) I'd better start rereading all of your posts and catching up on my blogger beware references. Oh, also, troy, did you officially approve this?
http://www.feedbooks.com/userbooks/recent?penname=Troy+Steele&user=152097[Note 4]
He seems to have taken down his one on the original goosebumps.

JULY 08, 2015 7:32 AM

troy steele said...

I most definitely did not, but people stealing content from this site and passing it off as their own is a long-standing internet tradition. At least my name showed up on that one. Where's that "Shame"-spouting septa when you need her?[9]

JULY 8, 2015 8:17 AM

Director714 said...

On that note, before I make anymore episodes, can I have your permission to read your reviews on my podcast? "Listener Beware" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuJuI5Fc31w https://vimeo.com/115991249[Note 5]
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I've been a big fan of your work, and I was made sure to cite you as the original source and point people towards this website. If not, I can cut it out, but PLEASE let me know either way!

JULY 08, 2015 9:57 AM

troy steele said...

Director714, for the time being, don't make any money off it and indicate that you are doing what you do in an unofficial capacity and I probably won't care. But I reserve the right to rescind my OK, so podcaster beware, &c

JULY 8, 2015 11:41 AM

Pizza said...

It says "From the writer of Beaches"[10] at the bottom. It should of said "From the writer of Ghost Beach".

AUGUST 01, 2015 5:13 AM

troy steele said...

A+

AUGUST 1, 2015 8:49 AM

Anonymous said...

HOLY CORP, A NEW BLOGGER BEWARE TWITTER POST BLOGGER BEWARE RETURN CONFIRMED!!!!! Also, he might finally be getting around to fixing all those broken pictures. OR MAYBE GETTING PICTURES FOR A NEW RE okay I'll stop now. On an unrelated note, Troy, what would you call the posts on this blog. Reviews? They're kinda like reviews. I'm gonna call them reviews.

DECEMBER 19, 2015 7:47 PM

troy steele said...

I call them entries

DECEMBER 20, 2015 6:40 AM

confusedclark said...

Dear troy

i have been following your blog for about a year now, and want to know how to come out to my family this year. you really can do this with me. im 13 and really need help. obviously we cant talk here but any help would be

- clark

JANUARY 06, 2016 5:10 PM

troy steele said...

Clark, I wish I was in a position to help you on this path, but it's a little out of my wheelhouse. If I have any advice, it's to be patient and understanding and hope for the same from your friends and family. I recommend you check out the Trevor Project, which provides a toll-free number, online chat, and text messaging 24/7 for young people just like you in situations just like this. Hopefully they can give you the help you need on this journey. Best of luck to you and thank you for reading the blog and reaching out.

JANUARY 7, 2016 8:39 AM

Anonymous said...

HAPPY 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY BLOGGER BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......well, that's that. Doesn't look your acknowledging it, so I'll see you in a year for the 5th year anniversary of the last entry on this blog!...but seriously, nothing?

JANUARY 19, 2016 2:17 PM

troy steele said...

O ye of little faith[Note 6]

JANUARY 19, 2016 2:36 PM

Anonymous said...

Well, why Blogger Beware's 10 year anniversary may have passed without event, the same can not be said for today, the 10 year anniversary of what is obviously the greatest movie of all time, and I sure everyone will agree, High School Musical.[11] That movie stars a character named Troy. Coincidence?......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes.

JANUARY 20, 2016 2:27 PM

troy steele said...

We are all in this together[12]

JANUARY 20, 2016 3:17 PM

Spongey444 said...

I'm still sticking to my theory that Troy was somewhere in the Goosebumps movie.[13] We don't know what looks like, so we would never even know. (And sometimes stuff like that goes uncredited)

MARCH 21, 2016 8:35 PM

troy steele said...

I was the invisible boy's stand-in[14]

MARCH 22, 2016 6:11 PM

Anonymous said...

Another Twitter post, another confirmation of the blog returning. The tweet might have been an Animaniacs reference?[15] Guess we can cross that off the list of references he hasn't done.

APRIL 22, 2016 6:54 PM

troy steele said...

Might not

APRIL 22, 2016 7:39 PM

Anonymous said...

For some reason, Troy never seems to want to say what he's been doing, so he probably won't answer.

MAY 30, 2016 4:13 PM

troy steele said...

You'll never trick me into replying

MAY 30, 2016 4:23 PM

Anonymous said...

More twitter and stuff!!!!! I'm running out of things to say.

JULY 03, 2016 6:42 PM

troy steele said...

I appreciate these comments, they're a middleman version of an RSS feed for my tweets

JULY 03, 2016 6:55 PM

Anonymous said...

Retweet action!!!! yep I've definitely run out of things to say.

SEPTEMBER 12, 2016 6:06 PM

troy steele said...

I appreciate your work, Anonymous Blogger commenter

SEPTEMBER 12, 2016 6:40 PM

Anonymous said...

Well, for what is probably the 50th time, I have reread every Blogger Beware entry, only this time, instead of reading them in order, I read them down the list on the side. The majority of the images are still gone. I figure the least Troy can do is fix all the images, but then again, with all the images that are gone, that would probably be harder to do than actually writing a new entry.

NOVEMBER 19, 2016 10:38 AM

troy steele said...

Now that I will get to some Rainy Day

NOVEMBER 19, 2016 10:54 AM

Anonymous said...

Well, there's a new Troy Steele Twitter post, and this time, R.L.Stine himself responded to it, to show that he still doesn't get jokes made at his expense.[Note 7] And while Stine was responding to some other guy in the Twitter comments, maybe it's still a sign that even Stine wants Troy to continue the blog. So who knows what 2017 will bring us in Blogger Beware news? After all, it will be the 5th year anniversary of the last Blogger Beware entry, Revenge of the Living Dummy. And there is that Goosebumps Slappy World series coming out (which really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?) maybe that's another sign? At the very least, we can probably expect a new post that has nothing to do with Goosebumps (it seems the pattern is every 2 years with those?) so I can look forward to peeing my pants in excitement, only to realize it's just a post about Chuck Norris or something. But who knows, maybe next year Troy will finally fix those broken images (cough cough)?

DECEMBER 31, 2016 10:10 AM

troy steele said...

The broken images will for sure be updated some Rainy Day. If someone can email me a list of all the entries that need images fixed, it would improve the odds of me getting to it sooner

DECEMBER 31, 2016 3:12 PM

Robin said...

A random memory from "Give Yourself Goosebumps #5: Night in Werewolf Woods":[16] You (Main Character) are at a camp/woodland resort with your neighbor, who brought his box of pewter figurines. Who brings their pewter figurine collection on vacation with them?

FEBRUARY 23, 2017 7:29 PM

Robin said...

Hey, Troy, read "The Boyfriend"[17] (one of Stine's young adult novels). It begins with the main character going to a mall and hiding, so she can watch her boyfriend be upset when she doesn't show up. And she calls her friend to boast about this.

FEBRUARY 23, 2017 8:47 PM

troy steele said...

Can't, too busy gathering my pewter figurine collection for my upcoming vacation[Note 8]

FEBRUARY 23, 2017 9:20 PM

Anonymous said...

Oh, crap, there are a lot of tweets now. Or rather, they're all re tweets...plus one normal tweet. Well, you know what they say: 5 retweets and 1 normal tweet makes a Blogger Beware entry...pretty sure that's how it goes.

FEBRUARY 27, 2017 3:21 PM

troy steele said...

One of my favorite expressions, I have a wood shelf plaque with that carved into it

FEBRUARY 27, 2017 4:10 PM

Anonymous said...

Turned to a random blog page, and did the It Came from Beneath the Sink have it's pictures before? Is Troy finally updating the images?

MARCH 09, 2017 6:27 PM

troy steele said...

I updated that one a couple months ago because it rules

MARCH 09, 2017 8:30 PM

Anonymous said...

Another musical Twitter post...maybe if Blogger Beware comes back, it will be a musical...

JUNE 18, 2017 7:41 PM

troy steele said...

♪ City of RL / Are you Stine-ing just for me? ♪[18]

JUNE 18, 2017 8:01 PM

Anonymous said...

And now that tweet was deleted...coincidence? I think not!

JUNE 20, 2017 10:48 AM

Anonymous said...

And now...my comment talking about the deleted tweet wasn't approved, but the comment talking about the tweet being deleted was?...mmmmmmkay.

JUNE 20, 2017 3:23 PM

troy steele said...

Pray 4 Anonymous

JUNE 20, 2017 4:17 PM

Robin said...

Troy, have you watched "The Haunting Hour"[19] on Netflix? Despite the name, each episode is a HALF-hour scary story. Maybe you can start with the episode where a boy treats a middle-aged man zombie like a dog because his mom won't let him have an actual dog.[20] Or the one where a girl meets a guy who flirts with her, but the guy is actually a werewolf-type creature, and then he ends up being her father, I think?[21]

AUGUST 06, 2017 5:22 PM

troy steele said...

The new season of Black Mirror sounds weirder than usual...[22]

AUGUST 06, 2017 5:28 PM

Anonymous said...

Blogger Beware updates frequently!

SEPTEMBER 19, 2017 7:07 PM

troy steele said...

On Opposite Day[23][Note 9]

SEPTEMBER 19, 2017 7:29 PM

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Active link.
  2. No clue what this could have been. Although, one user did reply...

    pogg said...

    Thank you troy im glad you enjoyed my video im goosebumps 9
    6

    JUNE 5, 2012 6:17 AM

  3. Archived link, since the original is down.
  4. The link is down, but here's basically what they were linking to.
  5. Here are the YouTube and Vimeo links.
  6. No clue what Troy was referring to here.
  7. The exchange-in-question.
  8. Troy calls back to the Night in Werewolf Woods comment from earlier. This comment might imply that he was considering reviewing this book, since he'd always toyed with the idea of reviewing one Give Yourself Goosebumps book. Even still, this never happened.
  9. This is (as far as I can tell) Troy's last comment on the blog.

References[edit | edit source]

  1. A very famous film.
  2. New age music.
  3. Shorthand for "too long; didn't read".
  4. Not clear if this is a reference to a specific book. I guess you could say that this is the twist of Are You Terrified Yet? or Scream School.
  5. 5.0 5.1 Probably a reference to Elisabeth Shue. Troy once created an entire blog riffing on her.
  6. Goosebumps Most Wanted, book #1.
  7. A reference to the 2012 phenomenon.
  8. Legendary post-rock album Millions Now Living Will Never Die by Tortoise (with a title that references an essay by Joseph Franklin Rutherford).
  9. Probably a reference to Game of Thrones.
  10. Mary Agnes Donoghue wrote Jenny's Wedding and Beaches.
  11. High School Musical is a 2006 Disney Channel Original Movie about high school students performing in some sort of music-type-event. If only there were a concise name for such an event.
  12. Lyrics from the aforementioned musical.
  13. The 2015 film.
  14. A character from the aforementioned film (loosely based off of the invisible boy from My Best Friend Is Invisible).
  15. Animaniacs is an animated comedy series that follows the adventures of the Warner siblings, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.
  16. Goosebumps Wiki link, if you're curious.
  17. Goodreads.
  18. A reference to La La Land, a 2016 romantic musical comedy-drama film about a musician and an aspiring actress who are struggling to make it in Los Angeles.
  19. The show The Haunting Hour is an anthology horror television series that aired on the Hub Network from 2010 to 2014 based on stories by R.L. Stine.
  20. "Best Friend Forever".
  21. Probably "Nightmare Inn".
  22. Jokingly conflating two unrelated anthologies, Troy references Black Mirror, a very dark British sci-fi anthology series that explores modern society and the unanticipated consequences of technology.
  23. "Opposite Day" is when people do the opposite of what they normally do. Conceptually, it's a fake holiday, but in actuality it's mostly just a humorous game.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

The last comment ever approved to the blog seems to have been made below "Exciting New Poster For Everyone's Most Anticipated Movie Debuts!"...

Anonymous said...

what ever happened to the elizabeth shue blog

SEPTEMBER 24, 2017 1:32 PM